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david p. eiser
zeitraffer
Letter #2 to POTUS
Jan. 4, 2026, after the US-Venezuela-coup
Dear Mr. President,
now that your specialists have succeeded in removing Mr. Maduro from his
residence without causing significant collateral damage, the next recommended
course of action would be to do the same to Mr. Putin. The restrained global
outrage over your actions suggests that the outcome in this case would be no
different.
(It's a great pity, by the way, that you didn't do this in Alaska beforehand.
The risk would have been zero.)
You could then hand him over to Ukraine for further use and would not need to
get your hands dirty.
If you succeed in doing so, you could be sure 100 percent of being awarded the
Nobel Peace Prize and you would certainly not need to pick it up yourself, as
was the case with the soccer players.
Sincerely
David P. Eiser
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2026